Riddle Me This, Jishman

I haven’t posted in forever and I know that you’ve all missed my stories from classroom. Like today in a parent-teacher-counselor conference when I told the parent: Your child needs to suck it up and drop the middle school behaviors.

But I digress… Today was the annual “Breast Cancer Awareness” assembly for the junior and senior girls. I’ve been to it - it’s good. They have young women who are breast cancer survivors talk about self exams, they have a powerpoint with pictures (hence no boys allowed). This year the assembly occurred during my planning period. I happened to wander into my friend’s AP Statistics class to talk to him about a freshmen he had last semester and the boys in there complaining about how they should have been allowed to go to the assembly, because boys can get breast cancer. My smart ass friend reminds them that based on the amount of breast tissue they have, statistically they’re not even close to the risk it poses to females. Then they start bitching about how they want an assembly about testicular cancer. To which I reply….
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Yes, you read that correctly. A Church in Florida is challenging MARRIED Couples to have sex for the next 30 days… (Click here for the news report on this Challenge)… and yes, that was married couples. If you are single, you are asked to refrain.

“Sex is about more than intercourse and that’s what we’re trying to tell people,” said church member Jarret Haas.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

That students with lower IQs have more sex. This is a huge shock. Give me a moment while I’m surprised….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (snore)

Is there even one high school student that doesn’t know this?

Looking for the reference to “Worst Twins Ever?”….. this might help….just…Google it, baby!!!!

any questions?!

I know this is going back all the way to November but I wish they had this when I was dating: The Lemon Law!

Now, if you are single and heading out this summer to have a good time, you should print up a copy or two of the Lemon Law Cards, just in case.

I apologize in advance to Kirsch because he may get a lot of these cards but here is how the Lemon Law works:

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See… don’t ever say I didn’t do anything for you!

I am bringing you the five reasons to get naked tonight… and, well, every night for that matter!

Now, before the women call me a pervert…. you must read about the health aspects of a healthy sex life… but let the experts do the talking:

Sexual Healing Stat #1: You’re getting a good workout.

Regular sex - which burns approximately 150 calories in a half-hour — is regular exercise.

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Just thought I would post the Onion’s take on new book on Barry Bonds.

The whole article if you are intersted

It appears askmen.com has asked women about “Crazy, Sexy, Strange: The Top 10 Wildest Places You’ve Had Sex”

The list has some interesting places…

I am a full fledged member of the mile high club on a return trip from the Big Easy… but for now, I am still trying to figure out which I would consider my wildest….

in the mean time, what are some of your wildest places?