I’ve decided I’m taking umbrage with the new Nike commercials with Puppet LeBron and Puppet Kobe (shoe!). Clearly, they stole my likeness! I mean, I know I’m a public figure and all that, but this is just getting out of hand. I mean, look at us, we’re practically the same:
Here’s me:
And here’s Kobe:
Then, they even went so far as to steal my rap:
Should I take action against Nike for all of these missteps?
